Iconic romantic scene from The Jerk featuring Steve Martin + Bernadette Peters.
I KNOW WE’VE ONLY KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR 4 WEEKS AND 3 DAYS BUT TO ME IT SEEMS LIKE 9 WEEKS AND 5 DAYS. THE 1ST DAY SEEMED LIKE A WEEK AND THE 2ND DAY SEEMED LIKE 5 DAYS AND THE 3RD DAY SEEMED LIKE A WEEK AGAIN AND THE 4TH DAY SEEMED LIKE 8 DAYS AND THE 5TH DAY YOU WENT TO SEE YOUR MOTHER AND THAT SEEMED JUST LIKE A DAY THEN YOU CAME BACK AND LATER ON THE 6TH DAY IN THE EVENING WHEN WE SAW EACH OTHER THAT STARTED SEEMING LIKE 2 DAYS SO IN THE EVENING IT SEEMED LIKE 2 DAYS SPILLING OVER INTO THE NEXT DAY AND THAT STARTED SEEMING LIKE 4 DAYS SO AT THE END OF THE 6TH DAY ON INTO THE 7TH DAY THAT SEEMED LIKE A TOTAL OF 5 DAYS AND THE 6TH DAY SEEMED LIKE A WEEK AND A HALF.100% Cotton (Athletic Grey is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester). Made to order. Ships in 7-10 business days. No exchanges or returns. Sizes are men's but we call them unisex.
Size guide
| | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
| Width (inches) | 16 ½ | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
The Jerk T-Shirt
